Preview (4 questions)
1 Question
3 perce
Q.

are turtle ducks real?


NO NOT AT ALL

of course!

doesn't everybody think so?

2 Question
3 perce
Q.

are turtle ducks turtles or ducks?


turtle

duck

qwak

THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!

they are a turtle mixed with a duck.

3 Question
3 perce
Q.

what do turtle ducks eat?


bread

hoomans

ice cream

4 Question
3 perce
Q.

how do turtle ducks fight enemies?


they do not...

biting people when someone attacks

ganging up on enemies when provoked

never fights